GimmeSomeCandy homepage: candy logo, Sign Up Now button and pitches to bloggers, musicians and non-profits

GimmeSomeCandy

An innovative sponsorship and virtual goods platform launched on Halloween 2006 and immediately shut down by Google. After being reinstated (with public apologies) it was used as the internal currency for a private social network throughout 2007. On Halloween 2008 the Bitcoin white paper was published. Coincidence? Absolutely.


Mark Zuckerberg NFT interview clip captioned: I don’t know if you remember Ze Frank

Mark Zuckerberg replies, “Yes, of course!”


Same interview, next caption: He had people buy virtual ducks

GimmeSomeCandy launched in 2006 supporting a variety of musicians, writers, photographers, and video creators. Making $6,000/day on a blog post was unheard of and attracted quite a bit of attention.

Jonathan Coulton’s Gimme Some Candy page: banana $5, monkey $10 and robot $25 sponsorship levels

FeedBurner wanted to add it as a service but got bought by Google who killed them — and RSS too. Blip.tv announced they were offering it to all their video creators but imploded first. GoDaddy wanted to offer it on ten million domain parking pages in support of non-profits but got scared of reporting requirements around fundraising. Tumblr considered using it as house currency but realized if they generated any revenue at all then investors might dare to put an accurate valuation on that turd. PayPal’s President couldn’t herd cats to get it going there, though they lifted some ideas.

Meanwhile Ze Frank was telling press and investors that he created the thing.

Although he did an amazing job selling it to his community, he had no input in design, concept or technology.


Custom M&Ms printed with the cent-sign logo beside a clear case of GimmeSomeCandy business cards

In 2011, I printed custom M&Ms with the logo and sent a press kit to TechCrunch for yet another Halloween launch. In return I received a series of interesting communications from three-letter agencies and an angry email from a famous venture capitalist who accused me of taking credit for someone else’s work.

The concept is proven and scaled to hundreds of thousands of dollars per month. But even in simpler times it was already becoming a fraud magnet. There’s definitely something to be explored in this space given the right platform and audience – but Crypto 1.0 and NFTs ain’t it.


Hank Green tweet, May 2021: Ze Frank launched duckies in 2006, but other platforms chose data mining users instead

Book Fans, Friends & Followers, with Ze Frank’s quote claiming he created Gimme Some Candy highlighted

Sponsorship levels: jewel $5, little duckie $10, duckie $50, bling duckie $250

Video post with dozens of rubber duckies bought by viewers piled beneath it
Bling duckie: gold rubber duck wearing a chain with a cent-sign pendant